There Was a Time I Couldn't Imagine a Character On a TV Commercial Who Could Annoy Me More Then That Little Kid Whispering "Zoom Zoom..."

...But that was so forty-seven seconds sgo. So twelve seconds ago. So mmm meconds ago. Mmmpdh hep heconds ago. Nurp nurp nurpn nurp nurp.

But I love the little pig that goes "WHEEEEE! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!! WHEE-WHEE-WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" I'm so glad GEICO made another commercial with him. So glad.

But those Allstate commercial about how "nobody protects you from mayhem like Allstate" don't work on me. They make me feel like Allstate is a mafia crew coming into my house and breaking things and saying that it would be a shame if I got hurt so I better pay them. And not in a good way.